View Full Version : Things you love about boating

01-07-2011, 01:16 AM
For me, love the feeling of being out on the water, hotrodding my boat, the roar of open exhaust running wide open with the boat barely in the water, skinny dipping, getting that "all over" tan, and last but not least, all the beautiful babes in (and out of) their bikini's. :(((((((

01-07-2011, 02:29 AM
the few times I have been on a boat it's the smell of the salty air, the rush of the air as it brushes my skin.. the gentle rolling (okay, not always was it gentle).. and the sense of freedom..

01-07-2011, 09:45 AM
for me it's the wide open spaces, screeching reels, bare skin, great banter and errrrrm liquid refreshments ;) There is something about water, it is just a magical element & spending any time, any old how near, in or on water always soothes my soul.

oh...and although I don't own a BOAT...I do have a little man in one *evil chuckle*

01-07-2011, 10:55 AM
sun bathing topless

01-07-2011, 11:00 AM
FLip flops

01-07-2011, 11:34 AM
the sounds of the wind in the SAILS...

Dirt diver
01-08-2011, 11:42 PM
the open sea , wind blowing in your hair, the roar of twin 1000hp diesel engines.....

01-14-2011, 10:02 PM
You can have the sound and smell of the diesel engines............I'll take the rest though. Don't forget the miles of open ocean......

01-15-2011, 02:20 AM
the capsizing part

01-17-2011, 08:39 PM
The wardrobe

02-07-2011, 08:44 PM
the freedom...

03-17-2011, 09:37 PM
...getting off it...:lol:

03-17-2011, 09:38 PM
the peace and quiet of just sitting there in the open water... listening to the waves lap against the boat

03-17-2011, 09:55 PM
For most, the first day and the last day they owned the boat. lol

03-17-2011, 09:58 PM
I love the smell of being on the water,,,,

03-17-2011, 10:22 PM
Was on the HM England for three weeks when I worked in The Falklands...loved it!...especially when a lot of people were getting seasick....I showed them the steak on my plate..but they just wouldnt take a piece huh? :D

03-17-2011, 10:36 PM
the fish

03-17-2011, 10:38 PM
the fish

Spent a lot of time on trawlers huh SB? :lol::lol:

03-17-2011, 10:40 PM
love being on the water, kneeboarding skiing, fishing love it all, oh and girls in bikinis :)

03-17-2011, 10:48 PM
Spent a lot of time on trawlers huh SB? :lol::lol: if you only knew....

03-17-2011, 11:07 PM
if you only knew....

Thats a bit of a tease ..isnt it? :lol:

Hmmmmmmmm?..Trawler Tales...by SB! :p

03-20-2011, 09:23 PM
just being on the water

03-20-2011, 10:04 PM
i've never been boating really but 1sxy says it's amazing... i can't wait to go with her

03-21-2011, 12:26 AM

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09-20-2011, 01:15 PM
Popping the chute rounding the mark and getting the headsail down in record time!

09-20-2011, 01:22 PM
Popping the chute rounding the mark and getting the headsail down in record time!

Not sure what that means, but head is nice if it lasts. Just saying

09-20-2011, 09:22 PM
What's not to love??? If I had to choose though I would say a slow troll over the canyon while dragging ballyhoo's then pop! A line pulls from the out-rigger and spools off the reel zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and the fight with a 200+ bluefin ensues

09-20-2011, 09:49 PM
It's very relaxing and sooths the soul.

09-21-2011, 07:10 PM
does motor boating count..thats about my boating experience

09-21-2011, 07:17 PM
The beer... :) Nothing like annoying the other boaters by drinking and running the boat in circles.

09-21-2011, 09:41 PM
I'm on a MF'n BOAT!!!!!

06-08-2014, 01:12 AM
Letting Go

Stickin Itin
06-08-2014, 08:09 AM
90% naked right from the start
Mix with alcohol and sun and jumping ing the water

06-08-2014, 05:23 PM
The captain

06-09-2014, 02:37 PM
...the topless figurehead on the bow...*drools*

Stickin Itin
06-09-2014, 02:47 PM

Stickin Itin
06-09-2014, 02:48 PM
The captain


06-09-2014, 03:29 PM
bubbles in the water, just like the tub

06-09-2014, 06:17 PM
I love the way life turns frantic when I forget to put the plug back in...

06-09-2014, 10:59 PM
The sound of the water gently lapping the side of the boat

Stickin Itin
06-09-2014, 11:20 PM
Pulling up to a secluded beach with your lover

06-09-2014, 11:26 PM
Moving with the rocking of the boat

Naughty Babe
06-10-2014, 12:06 AM
Spending quality time with my family

Laying out in the sun, listening to music, with a drink in my hand...so relaxing

Stickin Itin
06-10-2014, 07:57 AM
No speed limit!!!

06-11-2014, 02:41 AM
The excitement of landing a big fish

06-11-2014, 03:01 AM
the Sail boat itself


Stickin Itin
06-11-2014, 01:00 PM
No stop signs

06-11-2014, 10:57 PM
How we still laugh about the time I went skidding from the back to the front of the boat on my knees when we hit a sand bank......ouch carpet burn.

Stickin Itin
06-12-2014, 07:18 PM
Rock star parking at bars and resturants

06-12-2014, 08:17 PM
Getting naked.

06-14-2014, 08:22 AM
getting wet :D

Stickin Itin
06-14-2014, 10:54 AM
getting wet :D

Getting wet and never leaving the boat??

12-19-2014, 07:47 PM
...running over ducks...*evil grin*

12-19-2014, 07:50 PM
Not really into watersports

12-19-2014, 08:02 PM
The gentle waves help set a nice pace for uhhhhhh.....body surfing. ;)

12-20-2014, 11:19 AM
Is this a sneaky way to get come motor boating in?

12-20-2014, 11:28 AM
the peace of the fog lifting on a lake and the call of a lone loon...my slice of heaven

Naughty Babe
12-26-2014, 11:07 AM
Laying out on the front of the boat soaking up the rays as the boat rocks from the waves

12-27-2014, 09:53 AM
the diamonds sparkling on the water, the warm sun and freedom

The Wheels
12-27-2014, 10:57 AM
Meeting up with your friends at the sand bar
Beautifully fit, oiled up bodies
The heat
Cold beer
Cooling off in the water
Shots of Yager
More shots
Hot girl on girl action on someone's boat for all to see
The beads

12-27-2014, 12:47 PM
The fresh air, the feel of the water spray on hot skin, the motion of the waves

12-27-2014, 04:44 PM
riding the waves, flying in the spray, enjoying the ride

12-27-2014, 04:54 PM
seeing the women in the bikinis

12-28-2014, 12:23 AM
Watching the dolpins swim along side

12-30-2014, 09:19 PM
Watching the dolpins swim along side
Ignorant Aussie dolpins....American dolpins skipper the boat...*nods*

12-31-2014, 12:09 AM
Absolutely nothing. Petrified of water......

12-31-2014, 04:36 AM
there's always room for two in my canoe

12-31-2014, 10:23 AM
there's always room for two in my canoe

I'm taking the front so I can flick water over you ;)

12-31-2014, 10:55 AM
the sexy women in very little clothing

12-31-2014, 11:08 AM
I'm taking the front so I can flick water over you ;)

Yeah...well I'm pretty good with a paddle

12-31-2014, 01:55 PM
The wind in my hair, wearing a bikini and getting a tan

Naughty Babe
12-31-2014, 02:11 PM
Quality time with my family and friends

03-12-2015, 11:25 AM
A woman wearing a bikini doesn't look near as good on a beach as she does on a boat...ever notice that?...=)

03-12-2015, 01:49 PM
The waves crashing around the boat..........feeling the air blowing my hair back and wearing minimal clothing......

03-12-2015, 02:06 PM
That my daughter has one that doesn't cost me any money....

Stickin Itin
03-13-2015, 12:33 AM
You can either be around other boats or better yet find a secluded spot

03-14-2015, 05:26 AM
because I 'm getting closer to you...paddling faster...

nozzle jockey
03-18-2015, 02:49 PM
I really don't know, haven't had mine in the water in two years. I vowed I will put in this year, after I put new tires on the trailer, I'll let you know then.

Naughty Babe
03-18-2015, 07:43 PM
The bills of course :sarcastic: as someone once said " break out another thousand ".

09-04-2015, 11:45 PM
I like to bloat right before going on a flight...it's funny how people hate sitting next to me while I am so big...


Never mind then..

09-06-2015, 06:42 AM
if it will get me closer to where she's at...then signed me up

09-06-2015, 05:12 PM
if it will get me closer to where she's at...then signed me up

You'll be needing a big one.......boat that is ;)

09-07-2015, 06:19 AM
did you peek at the size of my boat....hehheheheehheeh

You'll be needing a big one.......boat that is ;)

09-07-2015, 04:38 PM
did you peek at the size of my boat....hehheheheehheeh

You're gonna need a captain with one that size

nozzle jockey
09-08-2015, 08:32 AM
I love how my boat has been a nice yard ornament the past few weeks. That'll change this weekend.

09-08-2015, 09:53 AM
If God wanted me to boat he would have given me oars not arms and hands...but then again he gave me arms and hands so I'll let the loater do the boating and I'll just have to hold our drinks while I give a hug occasionally! As we boat...

Is that the correct term? Boat as a verb? LMAO

nozzle jockey
09-08-2015, 10:01 AM
If God wanted me to boat he would have given me oars not arms and hands...but then again he gave me arms and hands so I'll let the loater do the boating and I'll just have to hold our drinks while I give a hug occasionally! As we boat...

Is that the correct term? Boat as a verb? LMAO

I have a couple cup holders on my boat, a hug would be nice

09-08-2015, 12:36 PM
I have a couple cup holders on my boat, a hug would be nice

So you're saying put the drinks down and hug you? Just a hug?

nozzle jockey
09-08-2015, 02:20 PM
So you're saying put the drinks down and hug you? Just a hug?

a hug would work till I shut the motor off and dropped anchor, then there would be more than a hug.

09-17-2015, 06:31 AM
I'd be so much closer to her...now how do I get out of this cornfield???

09-17-2015, 08:16 AM
Drinking! :Drunk

nozzle jockey
09-17-2015, 09:03 AM
just being on the water calms me, lines getting wet as I troll up the lake the mist burning off in the early morning sun, the only sound is the motor and the bow cutting through the wter, or the smiles on the kids faces as I pull them on the tube, hell I have as much fun driving the boat.

is it sunday yet?

09-19-2015, 12:05 PM
I looked at another boat this morning, this one being a pontoon party boat with a giant 150 horse motor...

*Geez, that's a bigger motor than what's used on an aircraft carrier..*

...anyway...the asking price, though fair, wasn't a deal so it was easy to walk away...

Maybe I'll wait until after the next big hurricane and find me another boat using my SCUBA equipment..*chuckles*

09-20-2015, 12:38 PM
I have a boat...oh wait sorry, it's got a man in it :D

09-20-2015, 02:04 PM
The best thing about a boat... is it keeps you from drowning.. or having to swim..

09-21-2015, 06:14 AM
watching the diamond sparkle of the water at sunset

09-30-2015, 08:01 AM
I like the way the boat always seems to get hit by a torpedo or a submerged rock, and sinks a tragic death while the rubber ducky is always right there, waiting to get spun into the whirlpool of the drain...

09-30-2015, 08:05 AM

no no wait

09-30-2015, 12:37 PM
Yeah, so, I have a boat, it sits on the trailer in my barn collecting dust. Seams every time we get it out and head for the lake (Lake Berryessa) there is a giant friggen party going on and there are about 2000 boats all lashed up together with about 500 thousand intoxicated underage college students on them. Apparently every weekend is now spring break. I find no enjoyment in boating any longer. I have a 2006 22' Regal Session up for sale, has all the bells and whistles, super clean and low hours if anyone is interested.

10-02-2015, 06:45 AM
it's about my freedom, paddling off into the rising mist, the water smooth as glass and listening to the sounds of distant loons....that's a taste of serenity

10-02-2015, 06:58 PM
When my paddle slips and hits him in the head.....ooops :glasses

10-03-2015, 06:07 AM
Next time you sit in the front LOL...So I can splash you....
When my paddle slips and hits him in the head.....ooops :glasses

nozzle jockey
10-08-2015, 12:48 PM
how about what I don't love, going to have to winterize it soon ugh.

10-08-2015, 02:26 PM
I have lots of them, but right now I could go for the sound of waves lapping against the hull.

10-09-2015, 06:22 AM
it's something we can do together...sassy, you're still sitting in the front

10-09-2015, 02:36 PM
The sheets slapping against that mast...

10-09-2015, 08:12 PM
When the boat doesn't always float, the life vest always seem to...

Stickin Itin
03-26-2016, 09:27 AM
It's no justt a mode of transportation but a destination in itself

03-26-2016, 10:39 AM
The rhythm of the waves

03-26-2016, 12:20 PM
When anchored out in the middle of the lake away from the lights...drinking wine and laying back and looking at the stars while you hear the gentle waves lap on the hull

03-26-2016, 04:49 PM
The one who can make my hair fly

03-26-2016, 05:06 PM
seeing the women in bikini's

03-27-2016, 08:22 AM
Seeing what appears to be an empty boat, then see that while it floats around freely that it has a rhythmic rocking about it. Lol:)toops

Naughty Babe
04-01-2016, 02:00 PM
The bills :sarcastic: BOAT: Break Out Another Thousand

Quiet Walker
04-04-2016, 12:32 AM
The bills :sarcastic: BOAT: Break Out Another Thousand

Well, I'd pretty much drain the bank account to see the lovely NB dressed like this....


04-04-2016, 03:02 AM
This thread reminded me of a cartoon that used to be on British TV a while ago..called Capt Pugwash..about a band of silly Pirates on the high sea. Im talking about the mid 70's here...and one of the characters was called "Seaman Staines"..how the hell did they get away with that one? :rofl:

04-05-2016, 12:58 AM
Uninterrupted views of the sunset then sunrise