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  1. Beauty's Avatar
    I love you...Well said and I believe you are correct! There are those that need that band of gold and piece of paper to commit! There is no reasoning with them and using logic (although I applaud you and your fantastical brain) is a waste of time and energy! I think its a lack of trust in themselves to a degree or just a lack of trust in humanity!
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  4. Siren_Song's Avatar
    I have solved the birthday cake dilemma, and as a result my wrinkles have been in remission for years.
    I like birthday pie.
    I figure if one has to get crusty, then one should do it with lard and a fruity goodness.
    People are largely stumped when it come to pie Toppers opting for a single token candle as opposed to the conflagration of flaming wax a cake begs.
    The single candle, symbolic of my natal day, also does not give away my aging body with requests to yet prove lung capacity.
    If I have to do cake, because some dear friend insists on providing one, then I request Boston Cream Pie.
    That way well wishers are sated, and my resolve to have birthday pie is not forsaken.
    Of course, I am with you as to washing it all down with some tasty libation. Starting with a bottle of bubbly. I try drinking to my health in a day long celebration. On low attendance years, I call folks up and toast my self over the phone with them. That way no one can accuse me of having a drinking problem... well they can, but it's a birthday so out of courtesy they don't.
    So when you visit me, we will have birthday pie. It won't matter what day, and if you think Monday was not a good day we'll just work our way down the week until you find one a day and a pie you like.
    Trust me, you will never skip a birthday again...
  5. SirGary's Avatar
    Twice in my life, my birthday came and went without even me noticing. The cake was, for those birthdays that were noticed, the easy part. I blew out the raging fire that was dripping wax on the frosting, thus spreading whatever contagious germs I had the spare, and shared a piece to all the people who brought presents of trinkets which I neither wanted or could use, instead of the case of alcohol which I dearly wanted.

    I am male so wrinkles are of no concern to me. If a cake causes them, them I must of sleep wakes a gaggle of times, roofing down cakes beyond imagination, because my wrinkles now have wrinkles.

    I envy my body because it has kept up with the time that has past during my lifetime. My mind, however, stopped maturing in my mid-twenties and never progressed any further.

    Recently, I hit on a, let's just say a very much younger woman, who promptly called me an old perv...I quickly apologized explaining I thought she was much older because she acted very mature and worldly, she instantly changed her tune and, I should add, made me some very tasty omelettes the next morning..

    Age is just a thing...a hangup for some, nothing but a thang for others...

    ...but I have to agree with PvtDancer....there is definitely something evil going on in the cake...
  6. CoolHeat's Avatar
    Jesus!..You two certainly have the cake experience down pat..dont you?

    Pvt..If Im anywhere near your place..Im gonna search your attic for a portrait..just to make sure your "cake and wrinkles" formula...isnt just all "mouth"...ya know?

    Funny as fck..as always
  7. SpoiledBrat's Avatar
    Yet another thing we have in common - we both bake cake in the exact same way

    Wonderfully entertaining as always PVT. :)
  8. pvtdancer's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Unfazed
    Lol I have just discovered the Blog section ... And what a way to open the door. Thank you Ms PVT !
    the pleasure is all mine misterFaz ~ I look forward to reading some of your wonderful ways with words.
  9. Unfazed's Avatar
    Lol I have just discovered the Blog section ... And what a way to open the door. Thank you Ms PVT !
  10. SpoiledBrat's Avatar
    You tell 'em sis!!

    I hope you put your wonderfully high heels to good use on this occasion and deflated a few balls.
  11. CoolHeat's Avatar
    Good plan..but doomed to fail from the start..for one specific reason:

    The Stoopid masses...are actually...too stoopid to vote..therefore..you'll never get in to pass your "stupidity tax bill"
  12. SirGary's Avatar
    ...jeepers....

    Vote Trump....he ain't the best, but he ain't boring...
  13. SirGary's Avatar
    I am going to make my next New Years resolution to disrobing you, piece by piece, with my teeth...

    ....just 9 more months to go...*twiddles thumbs*
  14. SirGary's Avatar
    ...ummm.....I may be in the wrong place.....I just came in for a bowl of soup...
  15. pvtdancer's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by CoolHeat

    Obviously...the guy who told you this...didnt want his d*ck sucking...right?
    he got bat**** crazy instead
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    Obviously...the guy who told you this...didnt want his d*ck sucking...right?
  17. pvtdancer's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by SpoiledBrat
    I disagree with SirGary, it's ALL about your ability to produce boob sweat that keeps me coming back for more.

    I do enjoy your thought process. :)
    Just seen this! Aww thanks sugar...it's my super power, I turn wine into boob sweat
  18. CoolHeat's Avatar
    Oh boy!..are you gonna be in trouble..if that was St Peter you bypassed!
    Seriously..loved reading this...the metaphors were hilarious..but there was a real sense of underlying anxiety, and your internal struggle was diffused delightfully by your humorous back tracking and eventual generosity.
    Remember this...some people wouldnt have even noticed the guy...right?
  19. SpoiledBrat's Avatar
    I disagree with SirGary, it's ALL about your ability to produce boob sweat that keeps me coming back for more.

    I do enjoy your thought process. :)
  20. alex1's Avatar
    Just a thought.....wonderful writing... I would never expect less from you.....I read a similar story....years and years ago......something about a good Samaritan.....Perhaps that 78c is garnering interest and will be paid in the millions by the One Who sees all.................
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