Entries with no category
Ok...disclaimer first. I am not a 911 operator..Im a carpenter..this work is totally fiction!
I am currently in the profession of saving lives. I go to work and save freakin' lives. I am a virtual shield; a telephonic Thor, if you like?, to thousands of scared and incompetent people. My weapon of choice isn't a sawed off Winchester or Rick Grimes six-shooter. Nah, man. I'm strapped and riding dirty with a headset, yo.!
Every day I raise that sucker
The subject I'm about to rant about is...well...me?
I feel I'm educated and experienced enough to give a full account of me..due to the fact that I know just how stupid I can be sometimes, you know?
Take the "Decorating" experience, for instance
Now..I'm intelligent enough to know that you would never paint a stairwell using a ladder..with wheels on the bottom of it..everyone else with a little common sense would know this too..right?
Just a little silliness with wordplay..hope it brightens up your day a little
When I was youngstump and shingle, I playacted like the worldly was my oystercatcher. I put no, no..no no no no, there's no limits on what I wanted out of lifeguard.
My mind was game set and matchmaker on doing the right thing for my parenthesis. They had hellraised me from a small childicot, and nurtured and prodetected me from the dangermouse of life's rigormortis.