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  1. the budget

    Okay, Im going to take a rare and brazen stab at politics. Well, it seems that any ninny is doing so and I see no reason why my lack of jam roly-poly education and economic credentials should hold me back. Since time immemorial governing bodies have pondered how best to fund the roads, drains and armies that serve the good people... and the duck castles that festoon the lakes in their second country piles. Taxation has always been the answer but in varied forms; once upon a somewhen, it was the ...
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  2. bite me, it's a rant!It's rude too so don't read if you're easily offended

    I recently had a discussion with a man about fellatio vs cunnilingus. As a general rule, my opinion on cunnilingus is.... if you want to eat it, tuck in, but I wont shame you if youd rather not, there are many ways to pleasure a woman. However, what I DO object to is the implication that its far more onerous to ask someone to give cunnilingus than it is to ask for a blow job. The twit said:The ***** is a simple thing its hard to get things completely wrong.
    ARE YOU ****TING ME, SUNSHINE? ...
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  3. Self Rant

    The subject I'm about to rant about is...well...me?

    I feel I'm educated and experienced enough to give a full account of me..due to the fact that I know just how stupid I can be sometimes, you know?
    Take the "Decorating" experience, for instance

    Now..I'm intelligent enough to know that you would never paint a stairwell using a ladder..with wheels on the bottom of it..everyone else with a little common sense would know this too..right?

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  4. Fun With Words

    Just a little silliness with wordplay..hope it brightens up your day a little



    When I was youngstump and shingle, I playacted like the worldly was my oystercatcher. I put no, no..no no no no, there's no limits on what I wanted out of lifeguard.

    My mind was game set and matchmaker on doing the right thing for my parenthesis. They had hellraised me from a small childicot, and nurtured and prodetected me from the dangermouse of life's rigormortis. ...
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  5. Why do guys go on chat sites more then women do?

    Ladies, you must have the answers.
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