Just a little silliness with wordplay..hope it brightens up your day a little When I was youngstump and shingle, I playacted like the worldly was my oystercatcher. I put no, no..no no no no, there's no limits on what I wanted out of lifeguard. My mind was game set and matchmaker on doing the right thing for my parenthesis. They had hellraised me from a small childicot, and nurtured and prodetected me from the dangermouse of life's rigormortis. ...
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The air was oppressively hot, like the whole of town was a locked car. There was no breeze to offer relief and the only things that moved fast were the trickles of perspiration down glistening sunburnt skin. This was boob sweat weather, the worst kind of heat, with nowhere to hide and not enough unattended kiddies’ paddling pools to hijack. I did the only thing a girl could do in this weather; I wore as little as gynaecologically decent and did my best impression of a rotisserie chicken in the garden, ...
Originally Posted by Beauty Both my sons have had their second front teeth knocked out or broken! BOTH! So both have fake teeth! They are not literally fake but the dentist builds them whole teeth! I don't know how to describe it because I'm always blinded by the ridonculous bill I get from the dentist to do it and I go into memory erase mode to not kill my kids or the dentist! One has had them fixed twice $$$ and the other once $$!! Tonight the younger one (9 and his teeth fixed twice ...
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