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  1. Thread: Dear X VOL 3

    by SirGary
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    Dear X, Yes, I did have sex with your sister,...

    Dear X,

    Yes, I did have sex with your sister, but it's all your fault....had you not passed out drunk after the party, I'd of gladly had sex with you instead...

    BTW: Tell your mother that it...
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    ...do girls like to kiss as much as I do?

    ...do girls like to kiss as much as I do?
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    ...walking in with a quicker post...

    ...walking in with a quicker post...
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    ...awesome tit's...=)

    ...awesome tit's...=)
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    Good....always good, even when it's bad.... ...

    Good....always good, even when it's bad....

    It's a chance, sometimes the last chance, to act out emotions that are typically dormant...
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    ...me too....plus they call me "Sir"...=)

    ...me too....plus they call me "Sir"...=)
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    A dragon tail whip and a thuddy flogger... ...

    A dragon tail whip and a thuddy flogger...

    (bought for home defense instead of a gun....they are quieter and they hurt more)
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    ...that I no longer am interested in having sex...

    ...that I no longer am interested in having sex with anyone under 50..

    It's time to leave the kids in their forties alone...=)
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    ...ditto...the piper demands payment..

    ...ditto...the piper demands payment..
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    ...that all women in Australia have a good tit...

    ...that all women in Australia have a good tit and an evil tit....it's the same for women in England but they are reserved due to them being in the Northern Hemisphere..
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    Hmmm....I would think it would be more fun to put...

    Hmmm....I would think it would be more fun to put cream ON Enigmas body...(evil grin)
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    ....the more I notice how much I don't know... ...

    ....the more I notice how much I don't know...

    I was so much smarter back when I was 20..
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    Sticky: I'm attempting to mix myself a delightful...

    I'm attempting to mix myself a delightful cosmo...

    I'm on my fourth attempt with the previous three attempts being less than stellar...(hic)

    I drank them anyway but I do want one that is like...
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    Poll: ...as someone they rather just ignore....but it's...

    ...as someone they rather just ignore....but it's hard to do when I'm shagging their wife in front of them...=)
  15. Thread: Dear X VOL 3

    by SirGary
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    Dear X, Yes, Enigma's AV is really her. That's...

    Dear X,

    Yes, Enigma's AV is really her. That's why she's so popular...:)boobwiggle
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    I knew I'd win...pffft

    I knew I'd win...pffft
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    ...almost all chicks are young chicks now...I...

    ...almost all chicks are young chicks now...I wish I could remember what chicks are used for...
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    I'm here in Massechettes and I can't even spell...

    I'm here in Massechettes and I can't even spell it...
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    Me and Pvtdancer…..just so we could put to rest...

    Me and Pvtdancer…..just so we could put to rest which of us is better in bed...=)
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    Poll: What worries me the most?...jeepers, several...

    What worries me the most?...jeepers, several things...

    Canada worries me...I happened upon a history text book at a flea market from Canada and, after reading about that country's colorful...
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    "Damn, this water is cold.....deep too..."

    "Damn, this water is cold.....deep too..."
  22. Thread: Rumour has it!

    by SirGary
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    The first milkshake was discovered by a lactating...

    The first milkshake was discovered by a lactating Canadian woman during the harsh winter of '99 who ran for two miles, thus jiggling her milk supply, to wet nurse a vitamin D deficient male...
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    "I wish there was a sarcasm font..."

    "I wish there was a sarcasm font..."
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    Reported on the local news... A worker got...

    Reported on the local news...

    A worker got hurt when a stack of crates, filled with recently harvested grapes, tumbled over on him...


    ...he got berried alive....*chuckles*
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    ...real time visions of side-tit...

    ...real time visions of side-tit...
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