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No. Not for lack of trying, but it never gets me back to what I want.

Do you like museums?

no sweat, dear

My, my ... a lickin' for my birthday ! Yikes... I am all wet and gooey !

I have a cell phone isn't that more enticing?

Honey, don't forget what day it is. *taps foot*

Nothing, but it is early yet...

thinking sometimes the cruller I dunk in my coffee and eat is just a cruller, and sometimes it is a phallic symbol

Peed, caffeinated, and hoped for the best.

Does it mean you're in love if you swallow instead?

Yes, and it made me cry.

Have you ever fallen asleep on the couch?

I have to go to my AA meeting.

Scrape the doggie poo off your shoe.

you scrawl my name on subway walls

Donald Trump put a FAKE Civil War Monument on his golf course, for a Civil War Battle that never even happened.
This monument that there are pictures of is between the 14th and 15th hole on the...

Only Trump would say that the crowd at a Boy Scout Jamboree came to see him personally and then make a campaign speech. I suppose it would have been a rather much shorter speech had he spoken about...

but I am glad that I sucked my thumb as a child...Skills learned young often carry over well into adult life pleasures.

Birthday cake when it is not my birthday.

Socialism is, by definition, an extreme form of communism. The problem with communism is that in countries like China and Russia the population is not in control, but a despot/dictator/oligarch is in...

A Fine Line

monkey business

hands that fondle...

Thirsty Thursday will lead to a Fall on my Face Friday...

If you can't spell a word do what I do and change the entire sentence to avoid it.. *nods*

... that I can drink more martinis now that I can make them taste like water
....but I am still as hung over from them

That standards like ethics are situational...

The best part about Trump is that he has made me a fan of the morning news.
No longer do I have to stay up watching late night comedians who make fun of POTUS to get a laugh.
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