Word Of the Day!

[Iceburn]

Office :. A place where you can relax after a strenuous night at home.

[foreveryoung2002]

Amnesia : Condition that enables women who have gone through childbirth to have sex again.

[IceAngel]

Silence: Something my children should learn the meaning of for at least 5 minutes in the mornings!

[Iceburn]

Last: The final day of the old year

[foreveryoung2002]

Redneck Computer Terms!

• BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
• BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
• BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.
• BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
• CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.
• CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
• TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.
• CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
• DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.
• DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.
• FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.
• HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
• HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
• INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
• KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
• MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
• MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.
• MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
• MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
• NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
• ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
• ROM - Where the Pope lives.
• SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
• SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
• SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
• SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

[IceAngel]

Confused: Shopping for an Xbox 360... I mean seriously how many different versions of the exact same thing are necessary?!

[Iceburn]

Confused: Shopping for an Xbox 360... I mean seriously how many different versions of the exact same thing are necessary?!

I think the x-box 360 kinect 4bg is the latest model?

[IceAngel]

I think the x-box 360 kinect 4bg is the latest model?

Thanks genius I knew that much. There is the 4gb and also a 250gb. The Kinect is an added piece of hardware you can get for it. My problem is trying to buy one, there are like a million different bundles, add-ons, games and packages and I have NO idea what my son will want haha.

[Iceburn]

Thanks genius I knew that much. There is the 4gb and also a 250gb. The Kinect is an added piece of hardware you can get for it. My problem is trying to buy one, there are like a million different bundles, add-ons, games and packages and I have NO idea what my son will want haha.

No problems you sarky little fcker!..Im here to help!

[foreveryoung2002]

KISSING: A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.