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    Default Man's Court Battle To Marry His Laptop

    http://news.sky.com/story/1256003/ma...rry-his-laptop

    A man has launched a court challenge for the right to marry his laptop.

    Chris Sevier filed a 50-page motion to the 10th US Circuit Court of Appeal because he was denied the right to marry his MacBook "machine spouse" by Utah officials.

    He argues the love he has for the "porn-filled" Apple device is no different to that shared between gay partners.

    The move is an intervention in a separate lawsuit challenging the state's same-sex marriage ban.

    In his motion, Mr Sevier wrote: "They discriminated against me when they rejected my request to marry my computer.

    "I approached the Utah clerk to have a marriage licence issued for me and my machine-spouse.

    "The clerk denied my request for a marriage licence my object of affection was outside the scope of the narrow definition."

    He added: "If anything, my marriage to a machine possesses less of a risk, since a possible acrimonious divorce proceeding could be avoided, if the marriage fails."

    Last year Mr Sevier filed a lawsuit trying to intervene in similar circumstances in Florida.

    The judge threw out his challenge, suggesting it was "removed from reality" and saying it had "no place" in the ongoing lawsuit.

    Mr Sevier has previously tried to sue TV network A&E for firing Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in the wake of homophobic comments.

    And he also attempted to claim damages from Apple for failing to add a "safe mode" to his computer, which he said led to his pornography addiction.







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    I could see wanting to marry a rubber doll but a lap top??

    I mean there isn't even a slot big enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpoiledBrat View Post
    I could see wanting to marry a rubber doll but a lap top??

    I mean there isn't even a slot big enough
    My thoughts exactly.....unless there's a usb device out there that we don't know about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FireFly View Post


    My thoughts exactly.....unless there's a usb device out there that we don't know about?
    all I'm saying is I'd hate to see the screen on that comp....

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    ...though I prefer to remain single, I admit to having a co-habitation living arrangement with my laptop for years...

    Sex is messy, but a sanitary wipe does quite nicely in cleaning up and in preventing little smart phones from running around...=)

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