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    > Would You Marry Again? - Priceless
    > A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
    > at him and asks the question....
    >
    > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    >
    > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Of course I do..."
    >
    > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
    >
    > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
    >
    > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house..."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
    >
    > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
    >
    > WIFE: -- silence --
    >
    > HUSBAND: "****."

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    lol...that was good.....

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    haha thanks for that

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    lol good one mate....

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    perfect lmao...

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    love it!!!

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    cute



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    I don't get it....

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    To answer the question. NO once is enough!

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    bahahahahahaha!!!


    No.

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