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    Default 40 Questions that make you go HMMM...

    1. Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

    2. Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

    3. Are there any unguided missiles?

    4. Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

    5. Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

    6. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

    7. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

    8. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    9. Do witches run spell checkers?

    10. How can there be self-help "groups"?

    11. How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

    12. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    13. If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?

    14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    15. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

    16. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

    17. If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?

    18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    19. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

    20. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

    21. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    22. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

    23. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    24. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

    25. The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

    26. What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

    27. What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

    28. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    29. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    30. What's the synonym for thesaurus?

    31. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

    32. Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

    33. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

    34. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

    35. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    36. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

    37. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

    38. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

    39. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

    40. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....

    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

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    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....

    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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