I am Unfazed. I am with the department of Health. It has been reported that several of you "ladies" visited the mens only room in the recent past. Regrettably, it would seem that after said visits, several of the men develop a severe case of the cooties.
Due to the public outcry, I am required to perform a cootie inspection on each and every lady present.
Therefore, could you kindly remove you clothing and form a line. You have nothing to fear, the proceadure is virtually painless and at worse, you may feel a little Pr_ick.
Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
Shack Department of Pubic Safety.