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    Greetings,

    I am Unfazed. I am with the department of Health. It has been reported that several of you "ladies" visited the mens only room in the recent past. Regrettably, it would seem that after said visits, several of the men develop a severe case of the cooties.

    Due to the public outcry, I am required to perform a cootie inspection on each and every lady present.

    Therefore, could you kindly remove you clothing and form a line. You have nothing to fear, the proceadure is virtually painless and at worse, you may feel a little Pr_ick.
    Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

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    Last edited by Unfazed; 04-12-2011 at 10:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unfazed View Post
    Greetings,

    I am Unfazed. I am with the department of Health. It has been reported that several of you "ladies" visited the mens only room in the recent past. Regrettably, it would seem that after said visits, several of the men develop a severe case of the cooties.

    Due to the public outcry, I am required to perform a cootie inspection on each and every lady present.

    Therefore, could you kindly remove you clothing and form a line. You have nothing to fear, the proceadure is virtually painless and at worse, you may feel a little Pr_ick.
    Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

    Unfazed
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    Inspection mmmmmmm Lmao
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    Wasn't me...I was never there *cough cough* But feel free to inspect me anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unfazed View Post
    Greetings,

    I am Unfazed. I am with the department of Health. It has been reported that several of you "ladies" visited the mens only room in the recent past. Regrettably, it would seem that after said visits, several of the men develop a severe case of the cooties.

    Due to the public outcry, I am required to perform a cootie inspection on each and every lady present.

    Therefore, could you kindly remove you clothing and form a line. You have nothing to fear, the proceadure is virtually painless and at worse, you may feel a little Pr_ick.
    Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

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    Lmao... I wasn't in there either... But I'm lining up anyway...
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    I see you need a strong silent type to guard the door from unwanted guess.
    Where do I apply
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    hey!!!.....who left the bluddie seat up??!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by killer69 View Post
    See ladies it works
    no fair using my favorite actors picture to apply for a job.
    How can one help shivering with delight when one's hot fingers
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